THE SKINK

Australia's Weekly Sports News Review

Volume 2, Issue No.1                            Wednesday, December 13, 2000                               www.theskink.com  

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 -    LEAD STORY 

Lara's Girlfriend Crap at Cricket Too 

Manchester, Friday: Brian Lara's English girlfriend Mandy Norks has removed an errant lock of hair from her face and giggled endearingly at suggestions from newsmen that she could compete for Brian's place in the West Indies embattled cricket XI.

"Well, that's true. I could," she said giggling, endearingly. "But I'm not a complete fuckwit. Who'd want to be associated with that schoolboy rabble?"

"I'm just rooting Brian."

Lara survives his first ball from Glenn McGrath during the 2nd Test at the WACA.

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In this issue

Lara's Girlfriend Crap at Cricket Too

Baddeley Blames God After Missing Simple Putt

Rowing News - It Sucks

 

 

In Brief

41-year-old Leroy Loggins To Play 500th game - NBL Credibility Soars

Hey Corretja, Suck My Dick, says Hewitt

Lawyers Tell George Piggins Souths NRL Re-entry a Possibilty - Piss Themselves Laughing at Own Audacity

Swimming On Again For Fucks Sake, says Disgruntled TV Public

 


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