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THE SKINK |
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Volume 1, Edition 21 - Monday, 21st August 2000 - www.theskink.com |
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Australia's Weekly Sports News Review |
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A. It's allowed. But you have to look like John Howard. Lesbian groups are outraged at the double standards of this edict as many of them do indeed look like John Howard. |
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Issue of The Week Q. What is the government's latest stance on IVF treatment for single mothers? |
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Florida, Friday: Greg Norman's claims that he's not yet a spent force in international golf has alarmed members of the PGA tour who fear his grip on reality is dangerously delusional. "He is," said PGA Tour psychiatrist Randy-Chuck Ossieson "what we call in the business 'crazy'." "Infact, he's a fucking fruitloop!" he added, laughing. |
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Shark Mad |
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"Got a Hat, Thanks, It's an Akubra--The Greg Norman Story" available at good bookstores now. |
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Poms incensed over first round torture in sweltering heat Kentucky, Aug 17: Colin Montgomerie was left fuming at the sweltering six hour first-round torture he had to endure at the PGA championship golf tournament here on Thursday. |
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Cronje cashing in on scandal: report Sacked South African cricket captain Hansie Cronje has hired Britain's leading celebrity agent to help him cash in on the match-fixing scandal which led to his downfall, the Johannesburg Sunday Times said. |
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Burn basting Pommy pheasant burn--grumpy bum Scot Colin Montgomerie discovers why he'd never emigrate to Australia, apart from the flies and the beer and the many, many other things he'd no doubt be annoyed with. Imagine the great carping dinglebrain living next door--you'd throw things at him. |
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It aint like this in Bognor... Monty's compatriot Lee Westwood wishes he was home, and it was cold, and the weather was really crap. |
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FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla., Aug 15 (Reuters) - An elderly Florida woman was found alive and tethered by a seat belt in her upside-down car on Tuesday, three days after the vehicle careened off a bridge and somersaulted into a stand of trees, police said. |
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LONDON, Aug 14 (Reuters) - Bernard Schnakenbourg skirted a 200-year-old Napoleonic law on Monday to travel to Britain and have a vasectomy. |
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Yobbos, bless 'em. |
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Ah Anna, as sweet as a Mars Bar's smoo. Now, while Inside Sport magazine is normally quite reputable we just can't believe this quote they've attributed to our sweety: "I'm like the most expnsive item on a gourmet menu. People can look, then wonder about the taste and the sensuous delights of such a dish, but when it comes down to it, they simply can't afford such an expensive luxury" Well, maybe we can believe it.Actually, she's wrong. We wouldn't give a fuck what her lobster caviare flambéd with panda semen truffles costs. We'd pay to talk with someone who once smelt her. She'll win one day but who gives a fuck. |
