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Volume 1, Edition 12 - Monday, 19th June 2000 - www.theskink.com
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The Skink Uncovers Devilment in Many Sports
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With Hansie Cronje's submission that Satan, the Lord of Darkness, Prince of Evil, Master of the Fiery Pit, Caretaker of the Malevolent Furnace, and Lifeguard at The Lake of Fire made him accept tens of thousands of dollars of bookmakers' money, The Skink launched an inquiry into other results in world sport where the Evil One was implicated.
Ben Johnson, come in old friend, all is forgiven...
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Canberra, Sunday: The V8 Supercars introduction to the normally serene streets of the Nation's Capital were a resounding success last weekend, with the Ford and Holden touring cars successfully completing the testing circuit--in single file--167 times.
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Polly's Sense Polls Puller
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Canberra, Thursday: Following State Premier Bob Carr's stirring gee-up of the NSW Origin team, a rash of politicians are jumping on the polls powerhouse that is pumping up sports teams.
Who else is on the pumpwagon...
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Whilst nothing to do with sport we got the following from a wit called Kerry Murdoch who provided this glossary of terms for the Jedi Knight from the Planet Queanbeyan. Apparently he…
Says "May the Force be with youse."
Among uvver fings...
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Depressed at the non-reciprocation of his pickup efforts at a recent Leicestershire nightclub, and sick of the fishbowl soap opera that is his public life, Shane Warne sought solace in the anonymity of cyberspace, logging into a virtual sex chat room and chatting with a user named 'Sweetheart'. But even in cybersexspace, the scoundrels in the British tabloids weren't far from the (cyber)trail of the human headline, and somehow a transcript of the alleged conversation emerged. The Skink agonised over whether to run with it as we're an advocate of anit-tabloidism, but we felt it in the public interest. So here it is, damn your eyes.
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