THE LONGEST DRIVE
a golf odyssey

Canberra—golf-town

Nov 2-4, 2008

Before: Mt.Broughton

After: Tuross Heads

Also:

 

First Tuesday in November drank beer and watched the Melbourne Cup at Canberra Royals RFC’s Cup luncheon at the YMCA Yacht Club where there was a celebrity guest  speaker who was the cowboy from the Village People. No, it was … me! Because I’m a celebrity in Canberra. No-one’s heard of me anywhere else but in Canberra, I am Hugh Grant In A Taxi Cab.

 

No I’m not. It’s a piss-take, the “celebrity” guest speaker thing. I am a Person. And a teller of Incredible Lies.