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Where Now FORSTER-TUNCURRY, NSW So yes, the final leg of the Mighty Big Lap of Australia Playing Golf and Getting in Adventures. This is the second hole at Bonville International Golf Resort in Coffs Harbour which is a course so pretty there are golfers who would like to know it as a man knows a woman. A true story, possibly, I don’t know perhaps there are men who would hold congress with grassy artifaces of sand and soil. But let’s hope there are not, for they would make Milat look sensible. Before Bonville drove through flooded zones to play lots of golf on the Gold and Sunshine coasts, and before that played in Rockhampton, where I ate a mighty fine steak in Lee Kernaghan’s pub then checked out the entertainment out the back which is actually a 500-seat bull-riding arena, which probably beats a pool table and darts for entertainment, one supposes, but then it’s that sort of country town Rocky: big and confused, all the boys look like one of the Village People and the women … the women … I dunno I’m probably not the best judge since all I’ve been seeing are golf courses I want to have congress with, like delightful Bonville here. No I don’t. In Other News: everywhere I have been on the east coast of Australia there has been flooding. Coffs Harbour had it. In Forster now, they’ve had flooding, though towns 20km up the road and down did not. Infact they had no rain at all while Forster had 50ml dump just on them like the Coyote used to get under a little cloud. This is a silly country. I am a lightning rod for floods. And so floods permitting will be having beers at Coogee’s crack-at-a-cool bar Cushion on Friday 27-Feb for those thirsty and thirsting for Tales of Adventure on The Road. Bye for now. |
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SYDNEY Start Nov 1 Finish Feb 27 |
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