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Australians All Let Us Rejoice For We Are Crazy People, Voodoo People »

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And so the PM and the man who would be have been bustled out of The Lobby restaurant in normally peaceful Canberra by a crack team of protective services men and a squad of riot cops with riot shields trained to yell, in riots, “Get…

Jan 27 2012 / No Comment / Read More »

Who Are These People & Is There Another Way? »

Someone once said, it may have been a wise man, it may have been someone who just fluked it and said something a lot of people agreed with, that the more things change the more they stay the same. And it is a True Thing,…

Jan 22 2012 / 2 Comments / Read More »

Renegades And Hurricanes Wow Hobart – LIVE »

5:23pm – Who we got? Benny Laughlin, pronounced Lock-lin, no-one knows why not even Scottish people. Benny is pronounced as you might expect, though it highlights the lack of Bennies in Australian sport since Benny Elias and Benny Hill and Benny … [Insert Your Benny…

Jan 18 2012 / No Comment / Read More »

Putts Hard To Read Like Holy Koran But Seven-Over In Stroke Comp, We’ll Take it »

And so to Long Reef on a soft Irish Wednesday with a sou-easter slinging in the salt-spume across this brilliant beachside links, light rain pitter-pattering, yes, pitter-pattering, as we take on Round 2 of the Midweek Stroke Comp in beautiful conditions for golf. To wit:…

Dec 8 2011 / No Comment / Read More »
Live Sports

Renegades And Hurricanes Wow Hobart – LIVE »

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5:23pm – Who we got? Benny Laughlin, pronounced Lock-lin, no-one knows why not even Scottish people. Benny is pronounced as you might expect, though it…

Jan 18 2012 / No Comment / Read More »

TITANS vs COWBOYS – Match Report – *Live* »

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  And that is dinner time now in Collaroy, the canneloni will not wait. And bye for now. 68:54. Titans now, they lead by 2,…

Jul 23 2011 / No Comment / Read More »

15:53, Nov-11. And that’s it – Golf has become boring, it’s time for The Pub. »

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Jim Jeong – he’s three-over, and this after birdieing the first and having two doubles in a row. Looks completely nerveless. But he’s playing like…

Nov 12 2010 / No Comment / Read More »

15:20, 11-Nov. Nuffies Take Over Leaderboard Like Locusts »

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Fancy this bloke being your mate. What would you say to him? You see his Facebook profile and … he’s your mate. Would you counsel…

Nov 11 2010 / 1 Comment / Read More »

15:07, Nov-11. Sergio Forgets He Is Good At Golf »

And so Jim Jeong once again, he’s hit one left into the gallery. Nathan Green in yellow. On 11. He’s attacked the flag, top shot…

Nov 11 2010 / No Comment / Read More »

14:52, Nov-11. Camillo Villegas or Greg Chalmers? Your Call »

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Right, Michael Sim, top player. He could win this event, he’s good enough. I won’t tip him though, I tipped Brett Rumford and he finished…

Nov 11 2010 / No Comment / Read More »
Punt Club

Cup Sting: Stewards Get All Itchy Pants As 19 Horses Collude To Beat Jukebox Jury

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The reputation of Australian thoroughbred racing is in tatters today after esteemed English raider Jukebox Jury finished ahead of only three runners in the Melbourne Cup over 3200 metres,…

Nov 2 2011 / Read More »

Jukebox Jury Will Win The Melbourne Cup The Race That Stops A Nation

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That’s right. It will. By 3 or perhaps four lengths. Why? Because I just watched a show on ABC called “Offsiders” in which learned horse types talk learned…

Oct 30 2011 / Read More »

Stallion Tips Big Value in Last Event of Carny

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Stallion News: “The end of the Carny (left) is here. And I am going out with a bang. “Albert The Fat should be fat odds in the main race,…

Nov 5 2010 / Read More »

You Think? Stallion Says: No. I Don’t Think

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Fresh from the second placing of Friday’s tip Linton, and Albert The Fat‘s brave fourth in the last at Flemington on Saturday, Steve “The Stallion” Stallion is tipping…

Nov 1 2010 / Read More »
Live Sports

Renegades And Hurricanes Wow Hobart – LIVE

Hobart & Mt Wellington - Aerial Shot from Sandy Bay

5:23pm – Who we got? Benny Laughlin, pronounced Lock-lin, no-one knows why not even Scottish people. Benny is pronounced as you might expect, though it highlights the lack…

Jan 18 2012 / Read More »

TITANS vs COWBOYS – Match Report – *Live*

Jessica Alba Hot Photo (3)

  And that is dinner time now in Collaroy, the canneloni will not wait. And bye for now. 68:54. Titans now, they lead by 2, they’re getting belted…

Jul 23 2011 / Read More »

15:53, Nov-11. And that’s it – Golf has become boring, it’s time for The Pub.

cricket - india man

Jim Jeong – he’s three-over, and this after birdieing the first and having two doubles in a row. Looks completely nerveless. But he’s playing like shit. Double there,…

Nov 12 2010 / Read More »

15:20, 11-Nov. Nuffies Take Over Leaderboard Like Locusts

Yep

Fancy this bloke being your mate. What would you say to him? You see his Facebook profile and … he’s your mate. Would you counsel him? Or put…

Nov 11 2010 / Read More »
Par Quest

Putts Hard To Read Like Holy Koran But Seven-Over In Stroke Comp, We’ll Take it

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And so to Long Reef on a soft Irish Wednesday with a sou-easter slinging in the salt-spume across this brilliant beachside links, light rain pitter-pattering, yes, pitter-pattering, as…

Dec 8 2011 / Read More »

Not a Tale of Sub-Saharan Africa in Long Reef’s Saturday Stableford Competition

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And so to Long Reef GC in the shadows of Collaroy Plateau, by the banks of Fisherman’s Beach and jutting out onto the famed Long Reef Headland, the…

Nov 6 2011 / Read More »

Shots Wasted Medal Day Though Nobody Died

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And so to Long Reef GC for the monthly piece of stroke-play known as “The Medal”, a highly-coveted ornament on the mug-amateur golfing … thing, as these two…

Oct 3 2011 / Read More »

Longie Burgled As Stewards Get Frisky

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Oh, yeah baby. I say again – oh yeah baby. That is what I am talkin about. To wit: 1. Par-5. Smoke driver down the guts and feel…

Aug 28 2011 / Read More »
The Job

Good Times, Romans

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And so, yes, been a while between new Times, Romans, given the arrival of two new humans to The World of the Humans, Charlie Vincent Cleary and George…

Jun 21 2011 / Read More »

New Zealand. Not As Good As Jessica Alba. But Still Quite Good

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And so it’s off to New Zealand for a “famil” which is tourism-publicity-people speak for flying journos to a “product” (in this case the fine country of New…

May 16 2011 / Read More »

Scotland, Land of Golf and of Good

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And so to the other side of the world where my mate Mark Lolly would be married, as good an excuse for a knees-up of golf and drinking…

May 7 2011 / Read More »

Kiwis Get The Treatment, And There is Much Rejoicing

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Dateline: Friday. Played golf at Royal Melbourne with Brad Hodge from the cricket and a pair of Kiwis who are travelling the world playing golf every single day of this…

Nov 28 2010 / Read More »

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