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Golf Thou Art A Fickle Mistress »

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And so to Long Reef GC the windy links on an escarpment that juts into the ocean like a giant green echidna trying to escape … the land. From which it was attached. Something like it, I know it not, who am I David Gulpilil…

Apr 16 2012 / No Comment / Read More »

And The Rest of NRL Round 5 Will Play Out Thus… »

And so to selections for the rest of NRL Round 5, and the teams that will win and the teams that will lose – based on tips as possibly predicted by Afghan Refugee Meatworkers* from Young – are: * Not meatworkers from Young. Sydney Roosters…

Mar 31 2012 / No Comment / Read More »

It Worked Once … Afghan Reffo Tips Round 5 of NRL, A Rich Tapestry »

And so Round 5 – or at least the first four games given I have to go to the pub – of the National Rugby League of Australia, known as Heritage Round because of historical links between certain teams. And why not indeed. No reason. Now…

Mar 30 2012 / 1 Comment / Read More »

Renegades And Hurricanes Wow Hobart – LIVE »

Hobart & Mt Wellington - Aerial Shot from Sandy Bay

5:23pm – Who we got? Benny Laughlin, pronounced Lock-lin, no-one knows why not even Scottish people. Benny is pronounced as you might expect, though it…

Jan 18 2012 / No Comment / Read More »

TITANS vs COWBOYS – Match Report – *Live* »

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  And that is dinner time now in Collaroy, the canneloni will not wait. And bye for now. 68:54. Titans now, they lead by 2,…

Jul 23 2011 / No Comment / Read More »

15:53, Nov-11. And that’s it – Golf has become boring, it’s time for The Pub. »

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Jim Jeong – he’s three-over, and this after birdieing the first and having two doubles in a row. Looks completely nerveless. But he’s playing like…

Nov 12 2010 / No Comment / Read More »

15:20, 11-Nov. Nuffies Take Over Leaderboard Like Locusts »

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Fancy this bloke being your mate. What would you say to him? You see his Facebook profile and … he’s your mate. Would you counsel…

Nov 11 2010 / 1 Comment / Read More »

15:07, Nov-11. Sergio Forgets He Is Good At Golf »

And so Jim Jeong once again, he’s hit one left into the gallery. Nathan Green in yellow. On 11. He’s attacked the flag, top shot…

Nov 11 2010 / No Comment / Read More »
Punt Club

It Worked Once … Afghan Reffo Tips Round 5 of NRL, A Rich Tapestry

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And so Round 5 – or at least the first four games given I have to go to the pub – of the National Rugby League of Australia,…

Mar 30 2012 / Read More »

NRL Round 4 Picked As If By Afghan Reffos

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Many years ago some refugees from Afghanistan went to work in an abattoir in Young, NSW, “The Cherry Capital of Australia” where they assimilated with the locals by…

Mar 23 2012 / Read More »

NRL Round 2 Picked Like Cherry Mescia in a Cherry Picker

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And so to selections/tips/Ouija board predictions for winners in Round 2 of the 2012 National Rugby League, a competition harder to pick than Abdul Qadir’s googly. And while last…

Mar 8 2012 / Read More »

NRL Round 1 Picked Like Pants From Sailor’s Bot-Bot

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And so the crazy old drunken Babylonian fisherwoman that is rugby league once again splashes her detritus across our televisions and iPads and online shouty-hater forums, and blessed is…

Mar 1 2012 / Read More »

Renegades And Hurricanes Wow Hobart – LIVE

Hobart & Mt Wellington - Aerial Shot from Sandy Bay

5:23pm – Who we got? Benny Laughlin, pronounced Lock-lin, no-one knows why not even Scottish people. Benny is pronounced as you might expect, though it highlights the lack…

Jan 18 2012 / Read More »

TITANS vs COWBOYS – Match Report – *Live*

Jessica Alba Hot Photo (3)

  And that is dinner time now in Collaroy, the canneloni will not wait. And bye for now. 68:54. Titans now, they lead by 2, they’re getting belted…

Jul 23 2011 / Read More »

15:53, Nov-11. And that’s it – Golf has become boring, it’s time for The Pub.

cricket - india man

Jim Jeong – he’s three-over, and this after birdieing the first and having two doubles in a row. Looks completely nerveless. But he’s playing like shit. Double there,…

Nov 12 2010 / Read More »
Par Quest

Golf Thou Art A Fickle Mistress

kjil

And so to Long Reef GC the windy links on an escarpment that juts into the ocean like a giant green echidna trying to escape … the land.…

Apr 16 2012 / Read More »

Dear Sweet Superman, But That Was A Round Of Golf

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They call Rugby League (left) “The Greatest Game of All” but they know not of golf, especially when you play it as mother-lovin well as I did on…

Feb 8 2012 / Read More »

Putts Hard To Read Like Holy Koran But Seven-Over In Stroke Comp, We’ll Take it

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And so to Long Reef on a soft Irish Wednesday with a sou-easter slinging in the salt-spume across this brilliant beachside links, light rain pitter-pattering, yes, pitter-pattering, as…

Dec 8 2011 / Read More »

Not a Tale of Sub-Saharan Africa in Long Reef’s Saturday Stableford Competition

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And so to Long Reef GC in the shadows of Collaroy Plateau, by the banks of Fisherman’s Beach and jutting out onto the famed Long Reef Headland, the…

Nov 6 2011 / Read More »
The Job

Good Times, Romans

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And so, yes, been a while between new Times, Romans, given the arrival of two new humans to The World of the Humans, Charlie Vincent Cleary and George…

Jun 21 2011 / Read More »

New Zealand. Not As Good As Jessica Alba. But Still Quite Good

Jessica Alba Hot Photo (3)

And so it’s off to New Zealand for a “famil” which is tourism-publicity-people speak for flying journos to a “product” (in this case the fine country of New…

May 16 2011 / Read More »

Scotland, Land of Golf and of Good

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And so to the other side of the world where my mate Mark Lolly would be married, as good an excuse for a knees-up of golf and drinking…

May 7 2011 / Read More »

Kiwis Get The Treatment, And There is Much Rejoicing

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Dateline: Friday. Played golf at Royal Melbourne with Brad Hodge from the cricket and a pair of Kiwis who are travelling the world playing golf every single day of this…

Nov 28 2010 / Read More »

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